You're a nice manatee. You've been so good to me. But I must go into the world and do noble things for the good of all. And you can't come because you don't speak french. Au revoir! Barbara: But if you leave, Bill. Who will take me to the ball? Who's going to take me to the ball, Bill? I have a new dress and shoes, and new manatee lipstick! Bill: Oui, oui, mon ami. I always knew you could. I really hoped you would. Now can we go into the world and do noble things for the good of all?
Barbara: Yes. The camera then pans over to a Swede played by Jerry Gourd , surrounded by a huge pile of strawberries, who introduces himself to the viewers as 'The Swede Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down With All The Strawberries', explaining that he left the inhabitants of the hill with no strawberries, so they are now bestowing the term "selfish" upon himself as well.
Jimmy Gourd then shows up, telling Jerry that he's not Swedish, but Jerry shushes him, so Jimmy hops off after that. Phillipe Pea then also yells from off-screen, "You're so selfish", to which the Swede replies that he got all the strawberries. Phillipe then asks the Swede if he's going to eat them, but he answers that you cannot eat strawberries without bananas.
The Englishman asks the Swede if he could spare a strawberry, to which the Swede replies, "No". Jean-Claude then yells that they're so selfish. The Swede then asks the Englishman if he could trouble him for a banana, to which the Englishman also replies, "No". Phillipe then also yells that they're so selfish, and that they're not so bright, before the story then concludes after that.
After the show ends, Jimmy comments that that was something, saying that it's not good to be selfish, which Jerry agrees with. The two Gourd brothers then go to consult Qwerty for a verse, while Bob and Larry look at each other with looks on their faces that read "Are they kidding? Jimmy tries pushing random buttons on Qwerty's keyboard to turn him on, to no avail, while Jerry hops off, then comes back while holding a piece of cardboard with "Don't be selfish" scrawled onto it.
When Jimmy notices the so-called verse, he compliments Jerry for it, but when they try to end the show, Bob and Larry stop them, with Bob telling the Gourds that their show was way too short and there wasn't even a verse. Bob then apologizes to the viewers and tells them that they're going to give it another go-around. Bob then tells Jimmy and Jerry to "take off those ridiculous costumes" and that they have a real story to tell, which saddens the Gourd brothers, but they comply as they hop off afterwards.
Bob then asks Larry if he remembers the letter that they got from Lucy Thomas from Bismarck, North Dakota, which Larry says that he does, asking if Lucy was the one who said that she didn't want to play with her sister because she wanted to keep all her toys to herself. Bob confirms this before saying that it's time to teach Lucy a thing or two about being selfish, which Larry agrees with.
Bob then states that it's good to be back, before he yells, "Action! Bob then narrates the story of King George played by Larry the Cucumber , a king who loves rubber duckies and taking baths more than anything else. The king's adviser Louis played by Bob the Tomato asks King George if he has enough time to talk with him about an important matter, but King George replies that he and his ducky are not finished with their bath.
Bob then narrates even further that the kingdom was at war, the pie war to be exact, and that usually when the kingdom was at war, the king would help. While King George continues bathing, he starts singing about how some kings love horses and that some kings love cattle, as well as leading their troops into battle, but as for him, he'd rather spend time with his ducky. King George then sings about how much he loves his duck, with Louis trying to tell him that there are some things that they need to discuss.
After getting dressed, King George tells Louis to sing with him, which Louis does rather reluctantly. King George then sings that unlike his father, he finds the particulars of war a bore, before he then hops out on the balcony while still singing about loving his duck.
However, King George stops singing when he notices something just a little ways off. After acquiring a quarter from Louis to look through his binoculars, King George sees a young boy named Thomas played by Junior Asparagus taking a bath with his own rubber ducky. Thomas also sings about how much he loves his duck and that it's his favorite toy. King George then throws his own ducky aside before deciding that he wants Thomas's ducky, with Louis trying to talk him out of it because he already has a duck.
King George then becomes angry, singing to Louis that he must have the duck. Louis then tells King George that he already has quite a few duckies, revealing a whole cabinet full of rubber duckies, but King George rejects them, saying that they're yesterday's duckies.
Louis then tells King George that most of his loyal subjects would love to have one ducky as nice as the ones he has, before King George resumes singing, saying that he doesn't want these duckies any more, before throwing them all over the floor. During the song, King George used the word "wronger", which Louis tries to correct as "more wrong", but King George angrily says that it had to rhyme then angrily tells Louis not to question the king's grammar before telling him to go get that duck.
Louis then tells King George that they can't just barge in and take Thomas's duck because if they did, he'll tell people and everyone will think that he'll come and take their stuff. King George then concludes that they'll have to do something about Thomas. The door then knocks, as Cedric played by Scallion 1 , the General of the Pie War, hops into the room, explaining to King George that the Pie War has gotten ferocious, before telling him that they need more men at the front.
King George is confused, saying that Louis didn't tell him that, while Louis tells Cedric that he was trying to tell King George, but he wouldn't give him a chance to explain. This gives King George an idea as he tells Cedric that Thomas would be glad to help out.
King George also requests that Thomas be placed at the front of the battle while everyone else steps back, to which Cedric fearfully replies, "But he'll be After Cedric leaves, King George then tells Louis to meet him at the East Gate at dusk, for they have a little job to do.
Bob then narrates that Louis didn't want Thomas to get sent to the Pie War and that he didn't want to take Thomas's duck, but he also did not want to get sent to the Pie War too, so he does as the king asks as he leaves.
Larry is watching a soap opera on TV called "Endangered Love", before he starts dancing and singing with a plush toy of a manatee named Barbara Manatee. On the TV, Barbara and her boyfriend, Bill, who are both manatees, are both conversing, with Bill saying that he must "go into the world and do noble things for the good of all", and that Barbara can't come because she doesn't speak French. Barbara then says that she wants Bill to take her to the ball, and wonders, "who will take me to the ball?
Larry then starts dancing and singing with her Barbara Manatee plush once again. Barbara then tells Bill that she learned French, which Bill is overjoyed at, asking Barbara to "go into the world and do noble things for the good of all". Barbara accepts, then asks Bill if he'll take her to the ball.
Bill then says that he can't dance , which surprises Barbara. Once again, Larry then dances and sings with Barbara, but then Bob comes in, asking Larry what he's doing. When Larry sheepishly answers that he was just watching a little TV, Bob then tells Larry that he should just read a book.
Before the segment ends, Bill tells Barbara that he learned to dance. That night, King George then meets up with Louis while wearing a pair of funny glasses so that no one will recognize him, before telling Louis to follow him and to try and act inconspicuous. Soon, King George and Larry then enter the village, before they enter Thomas's house, to which King George then nets Thomas's rubber ducky.
After returning to the castle, King George is happy that he has finally gained possession of Thomas's ducky. The ducky is then placed on a pedestal at the same time that King George's funny glass fall off.
When Louis tells King George that it looks like all his other duckies, King George retorts with, "Hold your tongue, infidel! This is the most perfect ducky the world has ever known! The door then opens up to reveal Cedric with Thomas, who has been covered with pies. Cedric then explains that even in spite of being outnumbered, Thomas was able to stop the advancing hordes and is therefore labelled a war hero. However, it turns out that Thomas has developed Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder due to what Cedric describes as "the trauma of war".
Cedric then leaves to take Thomas to his room, with King George proclaiming that he can finally take that bath now. However, Louis feels terrible about what happened to Thomas, with King George telling him that now that Thomas has lost his marbles he won't be needing the duck, to which Louis angrily asks King George if he's the only one who he thinks about.
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